{"id":24854,"date":"2014-02-17T20:54:11","date_gmt":"2014-02-18T00:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24854"},"modified":"2014-02-17T20:54:11","modified_gmt":"2014-02-18T00:54:11","slug":"presidents-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/02\/17\/presidents-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Presidents Day Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Presidents Day Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Presidents Day.  Zut alors!<br \/>\nDoes anyone know what it&#8217;s for?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not sure, but I&#8217;d guess<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s meant to address<br \/>\nThe need for more sales at each store.<\/p>\n<p>Note from Mad Kane: I blame the champagne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presidents Day Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s Presidents Day. Zut alors! Does anyone know what it&#8217;s for? I&#8217;m not sure, but I&#8217;d guess It&#8217;s meant to address The need for more sales at each store. Note from Mad Kane: I blame the champagne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,42,8,45],"tags":[2653,2091,4017,4927,198,4016,3778],"class_list":["post-24854","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-shopping-humor","tag-abe-lincoln","tag-february-holidays","tag-george-washington","tag-holiday-humor","tag-money-finance-humor","tag-presidents-day","tag-shopping-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24854","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24854"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24854\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24859,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24854\/revisions\/24859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24854"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24854"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24854"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}