Nightmare Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
I rarely remember my dreams,
\nExcept those that go off to extremes,
\nLike last night’s — I was taken:
\nA hostage, till wakin’.
\nI should stop watching Homeland, it seems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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