{"id":2482,"date":"2010-06-10T18:24:16","date_gmt":"2010-06-10T22:24:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2482"},"modified":"2010-06-10T18:29:37","modified_gmt":"2010-06-10T22:29:37","slug":"cheating-spouse-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/06\/10\/cheating-spouse-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Affairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A fellow who had an affair&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Affairs<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow who had an affair<br \/>\nGot caught by his lovely wife, Claire.<br \/>\nShe considered divorce &#8212;<br \/>\nTook a far diff&#8217;rent course.<br \/>\nNow her spouse does not live anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=wall&#038;story_fbid=124490084257808&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A fellow who had an affair&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Limerick Affairs By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow who had an affair Got caught by his lovely wife, Claire. She considered divorce &#8212; Took a far diff&#8217;rent course. Now her spouse does not live [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,13,120,10,104,352,42,2,103,16,29],"tags":[1264,803,382,634,4902,4973,203],"class_list":["post-2482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-legal-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-poetry-prompts","category-relationship-humor","category-self-help-humor","tag-divorce-humor","tag-husband-wife-humor","tag-husband-wife-limerick","tag-legal-limerick","tag-marriage-humor","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2482"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2489,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2482\/revisions\/2489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}