{"id":24813,"date":"2014-02-15T17:40:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-15T21:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24813"},"modified":"2014-02-15T17:40:59","modified_gmt":"2014-02-15T21:40:59","slug":"romance-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/02\/15\/romance-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Post-Valentine&#8217;s Day Ode"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Post-Valentine&#8217;s Day Ode<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Shoveling snow&#8211;<br \/>\nNot my favorite chore.<br \/>\nMark did it for me.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s what marriage is for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Post-Valentine&#8217;s Day Ode By Madeleine Begun Kane Shoveling snow&#8211; Not my favorite chore. Mark did it for me. That&#8217;s what marriage is for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,57,33,42,2,110,58,59],"tags":[907,4946,2091,207,611,589,4976,1086,1054,709,492,573],"class_list":["post-24813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-chores-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-marriage-humor","category-romance-humor","category-seasons-humor","category-weather-humor","tag-battle-of-sexes","tag-chores-humor","tag-february-holidays","tag-holiday","tag-husband-humor","tag-marriage-verse","tag-romance-humor","tag-romantic-husbands","tag-shoveling-snow","tag-snow-verse","tag-valentine-days-humor","tag-weather-poem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24813"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24820,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24813\/revisions\/24820"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}