{"id":247,"date":"2007-12-31T18:57:19","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T22:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/31\/two-haiku\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:22:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:22:42","slug":"two-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/31\/two-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When prompted to use the words <a href=\"http:\/\/threewordwednesday.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/26\/3ww-lxvi\/\"><em>curious, eventually,<\/em> and <em>shower<\/em><\/a> in a poem, this haiku more or less wrote itself:<\/p>\n<p>I am curious:<br \/>\nWill you eventually<br \/>\nShower?\u00a0 I hope so.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s another haiku, this one inspired by an <a href=\"http:\/\/writersisland.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/22\/%e2%80%a2prompt-%e2%80%a2writers-link-earth-special-2-week-period\/\"><em>earth<\/em>-themed prompt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no earthly way<br \/>\nI&#8217;d ever vote for global<br \/>\nWarming deniers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When prompted to use the words curious, eventually, and shower in a poem, this haiku more or less wrote itself: I am curious: Will you eventually Shower?\u00a0 I hope so. And here&#8217;s another haiku, this one inspired by an earth-themed prompt: There&#8217;s no earthly way I&#8217;d ever vote for global Warming deniers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,103,16,59],"tags":[2160,2162,2161,2164,2163,215,1738],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5887,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions\/5887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}