{"id":24638,"date":"2014-02-27T17:25:32","date_gmt":"2014-02-27T21:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24638"},"modified":"2014-02-27T17:25:32","modified_gmt":"2014-02-27T21:25:32","slug":"good-bad-ugly-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/02\/27\/good-bad-ugly-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Good, The Bad, &#038; The Ugly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are my entries in the Washington Post Style Invitational&#8217;s good\/bad\/ugly contest:<\/p>\n<p>Good: While walking through a wildlife preserve, you encounter a crane.<br \/>\nBad:  It&#8217;s moving toward you, getting too close for comfort.<br \/>\nUgly: A man in a hard hat yells, &#8220;Whoops!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Good: You get a great sounding job and are promised tons of bread.<br \/>\nBad:  The job turns out to be boring.<br \/>\nUgly: You&#8217;re paid in actual bread.<\/p>\n<p>Good: You and your spouse like to dance, so you sign up for swing.<br \/>\nBad:  You enter the club and hate the music.<br \/>\nUgly: The dancing is horizontal.<\/p>\n<p>Good: You&#8217;ve earned an MS in Zoology.<br \/>\nBad:  Despite your credentials, finding a job is tough.<br \/>\nUgly: You&#8217;re finally working in a real zoo &#8230; a New York deli.<\/p>\n<p>You can find the entertaining winners list (which doesn&#8217;t include me) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/lifestyle\/style\/style-invitational-week-1062-the-news-could-be-verse--plus-goodbadugly-jokes\/2014\/02\/27\/1d453c9e-9d13-11e3-975d-107dfef7b668_story.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are my entries in the Washington Post Style Invitational&#8217;s good\/bad\/ugly contest: Good: While walking through a wildlife preserve, you encounter a crane. Bad: It&#8217;s moving toward you, getting too close for comfort. Ugly: A man in a hard hat yells, &#8220;Whoops!&#8221; Good: You get a great sounding job and are promised tons of bread. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,62,839,20,4],"tags":[2797,844,1147,4918,3902,2088,4027],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24638"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24638"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24970,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24638\/revisions\/24970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}