{"id":244,"date":"2008-01-11T02:45:33","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T06:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/11\/banking-on-money-poems-limerick-and-haiku-prompt\/"},"modified":"2012-05-04T01:32:56","modified_gmt":"2012-05-04T05:32:56","slug":"banking-on-money-poems-limerick-and-haiku-prompt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/11\/banking-on-money-poems-limerick-and-haiku-prompt\/","title":{"rendered":"Banking On Money Poems (Limerick and Haiku Prompt)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today\u2019s limerick and haiku theme is money. First, my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>I once balanced my checkbook with ease.<br \/>\nBut, alas, it&#8217;s no longer a breeze.<br \/>\nWhere is each canceled check?<br \/>\nBanking statements are dreck.<br \/>\nAre they trying to hide all those fees?<\/p>\n<p>And now my haiku:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;People want change,&#8221;<br \/>\nClaim presidential candidates.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d prefer twenties.<\/p>\n<p>Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) about money. When you\u2019ve posted your verse, please return\u00a0here and add a direct link to your themed poetry.<\/p>\n<p>(If you need some tips on limerick or haiku writing, I link to some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/limerick-and-haiku-seeds-and-prompts\/\"><font color=\"#b85b5a\">helpful sites here.<\/font><\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today\u2019s limerick and haiku theme is money. First, my limerick: I once balanced my checkbook with ease. But, alas, it&#8217;s no longer a breeze. Where is each canceled check? Banking statements are dreck. Are they trying to hide all those fees? And now my haiku: &#8220;People want change,&#8221; Claim presidential candidates. I&#8217;d prefer twenties. Your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[99,104,42,8],"tags":[2106,2154,2155,2156,188],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limericks","category-money-humor","tag-banking-limerick","tag-banking-statements","tag-checkbook-humor","tag-financial-poetry","tag-money-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13369,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions\/13369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}