{"id":24323,"date":"2014-01-17T18:41:56","date_gmt":"2014-01-17T22:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24323"},"modified":"2014-01-17T18:41:56","modified_gmt":"2014-01-17T22:41:56","slug":"artisanal-toast-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/01\/17\/artisanal-toast-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Paying Lots Of Bread &#8230; For Toast (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read about horrifying trends, so you don&#8217;t have to.  How&#8217;d you like some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.psmag.com\/navigation\/health-and-behavior\/toast-story-latest-artisanal-food-craze-72676\/\">three and four-dollars-per-slice &#8220;artisanal toast?&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Paying Lots Of Bread &#8230; For Toast (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Artisanal toast&#8217;s a new trend.<br \/>\nDoes this four-dollar-slice fad portend<br \/>\nEven worse things to come?<br \/>\nPerhaps hipster-style gum?<br \/>\nOr lim&#8217;ricks, bespoke, pric&#8217;ly penned?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read about horrifying trends, so you don&#8217;t have to. How&#8217;d you like some three and four-dollars-per-slice &#8220;artisanal toast?&#8221; Paying Lots Of Bread &#8230; For Toast (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Artisanal toast&#8217;s a new trend. Does this four-dollar-slice fad portend Even worse things to come? Perhaps hipster-style gum? Or lim&#8217;ricks, bespoke, pric&#8217;ly penned?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,42,8,32,2513,69],"tags":[3981,328,3982,3983,188,5022,165,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24323"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24323"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24341,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24323\/revisions\/24341"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}