{"id":243,"date":"2008-01-04T01:23:20","date_gmt":"2008-01-04T05:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/04\/lies-and-deception-limerick-and-haiku-prompt-5\/"},"modified":"2016-04-23T15:38:59","modified_gmt":"2016-04-23T19:38:59","slug":"lies-and-deception-limerick-and-haiku-prompt-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2008\/01\/04\/lies-and-deception-limerick-and-haiku-prompt-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Lies And Deception (Limerick and Haiku Prompt 5)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s limerick and haiku theme is lies and deception. First, my limerick:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your excuse simply can&#8217;t be believed.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re a liar! I feel quite deceived,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the gal, as she wept,<br \/>\nTo her lover, who&#8217;d slept<br \/>\nWith her mother. (I guess she was peeved.)<\/p>\n<p>And now, my haiku:<\/p>\n<p>People who maintain<br \/>\nThat they are always honest<br \/>\nAre surely lying.<\/p>\n<p>Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to write a limerick or haiku (or both) about lies and deception. When you\u2019ve posted your verse, please return\u00a0here and add a direct link to your themed poetry.<\/p>\n<p>(If you need some tips on limerick or haiku writing, I link to some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/limerick-and-haiku-seeds-and-prompts\/\"><font color=\"#b85b5a\">helpful sites here.<\/font><\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE: April 23 is <a href=\"http:\/\/holidayinsights.com\/moreholidays\/April\/loversday.htm\">Lover&#8217;s Day<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s limerick and haiku theme is lies and deception. First, my limerick:\u00a0 &#8220;Your excuse simply can&#8217;t be believed. You&#8217;re a liar! I feel quite deceived,&#8221; Said the gal, as she wept, To her lover, who&#8217;d slept With her mother. (I guess she was peeved.) And now, my haiku: People who maintain That they are always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,13,104,42,18,1524,103,16],"tags":[2090,2020,2019,1725,4774,2021,5012,5017],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-family-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limericks","category-parents-humor","category-odd-holidays","category-poetry-prompts","category-relationship-humor","tag-april-holidays","tag-betrayal","tag-deception","tag-lies","tag-lovers-day","tag-lovers-quarrel","tag-odd-holidays","tag-relationship-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5440,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions\/5440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}