{"id":24237,"date":"2014-01-14T16:06:15","date_gmt":"2014-01-14T20:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24237"},"modified":"2014-01-14T16:06:15","modified_gmt":"2014-01-14T20:06:15","slug":"pastrami-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/01\/14\/pastrami-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Something Wry For National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day (January 14)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fredbortz.com\/\">Fred Bortz<\/a>, who <strike>bugged<\/strike> inspired me to write a limerick celebrating <a href=\"http:\/\/eatocracy.cnn.com\/2013\/01\/14\/national-hot-pastrami-sandwich-day\/\">National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Something Wry For Pastrami Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Pastrami Day, so I&#8217;ve been told.<br \/>\nHot on rye, spread with mustard it&#8217;s sold.<br \/>\nThough it&#8217;s seasoned and smoked,<br \/>\nI simply ain&#8217;t toked<br \/>\nBy its flavor.  It just leaves me cold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to my friend Fred Bortz, who bugged inspired me to write a limerick celebrating National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day: Something Wry For Pastrami Day By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s Pastrami Day, so I&#8217;ve been told. Hot on rye, spread with mustard it&#8217;s sold. Though it&#8217;s seasoned and smoked, I simply ain&#8217;t toked By its [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[412,3371,3978,5012,3977],"class_list":["post-24237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-food-humor","tag-january-holidays","tag-national-hot-pastrami-sandwich-day","tag-odd-holidays","tag-pastrami-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24237"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24243,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24237\/revisions\/24243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}