{"id":24137,"date":"2014-01-07T23:27:15","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T03:27:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24137"},"modified":"2014-01-07T23:27:15","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T03:27:15","slug":"mean-child-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/01\/07\/mean-child-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Badly Behaved Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My apologies in advance:<\/p>\n<p>Badly Behaved Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow was rather astounded<br \/>\nAt his granddaughter&#8217;s meanness unbounded.<br \/>\nShe would tie up her dog<br \/>\nAnd then dangle a frog,<br \/>\nHounding both.  Time that teenager&#8217;s grounded!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My apologies in advance: Badly Behaved Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow was rather astounded At his granddaughter&#8217;s meanness unbounded. She would tie up her dog And then dangle a frog, Hounding both. Time that teenager&#8217;s grounded!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,49,40],"tags":[746,274,655,2588,713],"class_list":["post-24137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-children-humor","tag-bad-behavior","tag-children","tag-dog-verse","tag-frogs-humor","tag-teens"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24137"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24141,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24137\/revisions\/24141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}