{"id":24127,"date":"2014-01-07T18:28:54","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T22:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24127"},"modified":"2022-01-11T16:03:56","modified_gmt":"2022-01-11T20:03:56","slug":"cold-weather-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/01\/07\/cold-weather-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold and Bothered (Quatrain)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cold and Bothered (Quatrain)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

I live in a town where it’s pleasant to stroll.
\nWe do most of our errands on foot.
\nBut it’s frightfully cold. “Let’s stay home,” I cajole.
\nForget milk! Let’s be smart and stay put.<\/p>\n

(January 11 is National Milk Day.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Cold and Bothered (Quatrain) By Madeleine Begun Kane I live in a town where it’s pleasant to stroll. We do most of our errands on foot. But it’s frightfully cold. “Let’s stay home,” I cajole. Forget milk! Let’s be smart and stay put. (January 11 is National Milk Day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[846,41,42,73,1524,1906,58,45,113,59],"tags":[256,3972,245,328,3371,6017,6018,6019,504,5012,3973,1660,716,629,2117,573,859],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24127"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24127"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45169,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24127\/revisions\/45169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}