{"id":24033,"date":"2014-01-01T18:20:38","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T22:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24033"},"modified":"2014-01-01T18:20:38","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T22:20:38","slug":"new-years-resolutions-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/01\/01\/new-years-resolutions-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Resolution Disclaimer (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Resolution Disclaimer (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Resolutions ain&#8217;t sticky, I fear,<br \/>\nBe it sugar, tobacco or beer.<br \/>\nIf you&#8217;ve broken that pledge,<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t be on edge.<br \/>\nNo worries! There&#8217;s always NEXT year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Resolution Disclaimer (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Resolutions ain&#8217;t sticky, I fear, Be it sugar, tobacco or beer. If you&#8217;ve broken that pledge, Please don&#8217;t be on edge. No worries! There&#8217;s always NEXT year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,42],"tags":[2092,3966,923,3371,924,922,1619,921],"class_list":["post-24033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","tag-december-holidays","tag-holiday-limericks","tag-holiday-poetry","tag-january-holidays","tag-new-years-humor","tag-new-years-poem","tag-new-years-resolutions-humor","tag-new-years-resolutions-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24033"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24040,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033\/revisions\/24040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}