{"id":24014,"date":"2013-12-27T17:58:59","date_gmt":"2013-12-27T21:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=24014"},"modified":"2013-12-27T17:58:59","modified_gmt":"2013-12-27T21:58:59","slug":"kim-kardashian-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/12\/27\/kim-kardashian-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Limerick To Hubby Mark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this limerick in response to Mark&#8217;s post about being urged by Facebook to &#8220;like&#8221; Kim Kardashian&#8217;s page.<\/p>\n<p>Open Limerick To Hubby Mark<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear Mark, I don&#8217;t mean to sound prim,<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;d rather you NOT be-friend Kim.<br \/>\nIf you do, your IQ<br \/>\n(already askew)<br \/>\nWill drop points till your brain power&#8217;s dim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this limerick in response to Mark&#8217;s post about being urged by Facebook to &#8220;like&#8221; Kim Kardashian&#8217;s page. Open Limerick To Hubby Mark By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Mark, I don&#8217;t mean to sound prim, But I&#8217;d rather you NOT be-friend Kim. If you do, your IQ (already askew) Will drop points till your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[56,757,1831,3567,71],"tags":[2236,1175,3568,2864,3964,1179,2704,303],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24014"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24014"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24018,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24014\/revisions\/24018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}