{"id":240,"date":"2007-12-10T17:20:09","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T21:20:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/10\/one-car-guaranty-id-gladly-forgo\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:31:38","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:31:38","slug":"one-car-guaranty-id-gladly-forgo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/10\/one-car-guaranty-id-gladly-forgo\/","title":{"rendered":"One Car Guaranty I&#8217;d Gladly Forgo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One Car Guaranty I&#8217;d Gladly Forgo<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Those dents seem to come right on cue<br \/>\nA few days from your auto&#8217;s debut.<br \/>\nA scratch or a nick<br \/>\nWill show up mighty quick.<br \/>\nHow do dents know your car&#8217;s spanking new?<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/car.html\">more of my car and driving humor here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>(Inspired by this <a href=\"http:\/\/weekendwordsmith.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/dent.html\">dent prompt.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>NOTE: There&#8217;s still time to give my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/08\/annoying-advice-poetry-prompt-limerick-and-haiku-seed-1\/\">first limerick and haiku prompt<\/a> a try. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Car Guaranty I&#8217;d Gladly Forgo By Madeleine Begun Kane Those dents seem to come right on cue A few days from your auto&#8217;s debut. A scratch or a nick Will show up mighty quick. How do dents know your car&#8217;s spanking new? (You can find more of my car and driving humor here.) (Inspired [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,42],"tags":[327,221,2175,2176],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5892,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions\/5892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}