{"id":2371,"date":"2010-10-31T23:18:05","date_gmt":"2010-11-01T03:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2371"},"modified":"2016-05-02T16:41:37","modified_gmt":"2016-05-02T20:41:37","slug":"fathering-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/10\/31\/fathering-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Frazzled Limerick  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/frazzled.m4a\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/audio.gif\" width=\"12\" height=\"12\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Limerick Audio\"><\/A>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A frazzled new father named Jim&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Frazzled Limerick (<a href='http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/frazzled.m4a'>Frazzled Limerick Audio<\/a>)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A frazzled new father named Jim<br \/>\nBought his baby toy trains on a whim.<br \/>\nWhen his wife saw the gift,<br \/>\nShe was terribly miffed,<br \/>\nSo she yelled, &#8220;That&#8217;s for <strong>you<\/strong>. What&#8217;s for <strong>him<\/strong>?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/162349590466316\">my Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, right above my photo. Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>Update: May 2 is<a href=\"https:\/\/www.daysoftheyear.com\/days\/baby-day\/\"> Baby Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A frazzled new father named Jim&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Frazzled Limerick (Frazzled Limerick Audio) By Madeleine Begun Kane A frazzled new father named Jim Bought his baby toy trains on a whim. When his wife saw the gift, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[81,11,49,40,13,120,104,352,42,2,18,1524,103],"tags":[4790,4909,4933,1354,382,589,2097,1549,5012,5008,4973,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2371"}],"version-history":[{"count":24,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3466,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2371\/revisions\/3466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}