{"id":237,"date":"2007-12-07T19:08:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T23:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/07\/competition-haiku\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:33:13","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:33:13","slug":"competition-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/07\/competition-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Competition Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: This post (three haiku about <a href=\"http:\/\/sundayscribblings.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/88-competition.html\">competition<\/a>) is humor-free:<\/p>\n<p>The need to be first&#8212;<br \/>\nExciting, addictive,<br \/>\nBut doomed to disappoint.<\/p>\n<p>Competing oboists<br \/>\nBreak reeds and steal music&#8212;<br \/>\nAngling for an edge.<\/p>\n<p>Orchestra try-outs<br \/>\nHeld behind screens to halt bias&#8212;<br \/>\nBetrayed by heels.<\/p>\n<p>(For <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/musichumor.html\">the lighter side of music, click here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: This post (three haiku about competition) is humor-free: The need to be first&#8212; Exciting, addictive, But doomed to disappoint. Competing oboists Break reeds and steal music&#8212; Angling for an edge. Orchestra try-outs Held behind screens to halt bias&#8212; Betrayed by heels. (For the lighter side of music, click here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[126,49,99,24],"tags":[2179,679,215,265,2178,2177,2180,2181],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=237"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5895,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/237\/revisions\/5895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}