{"id":23628,"date":"2013-12-01T18:05:38","date_gmt":"2013-12-01T22:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=23628"},"modified":"2013-12-01T18:05:38","modified_gmt":"2013-12-01T22:05:38","slug":"pig-chimp-sex-evolution-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/12\/01\/pig-chimp-sex-evolution-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"In A Pig&#8217;s Eye!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I rarely write science-related limericks.  But I just couldn&#8217;t resist this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/sciencetech\/article-2515969\/Humans-evolved-female-chimpanzee-mated-pig-Extraordinary-claim-American-geneticist.html\">headline<\/a>: &#8220;&#8216;Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig&#8217;: Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In A Pig&#8217;s Eye!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>You might ask how a masculine pig<br \/>\nGot a chimp that was female to dig<br \/>\nHim enough to have sex.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m guessing a hex,<br \/>\nUsing feathers and maybe a fig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I rarely write science-related limericks. But I just couldn&#8217;t resist this headline: &#8220;&#8216;Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig&#8217;: Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist.&#8221; In A Pig&#8217;s Eye! By Madeleine Begun Kane You might ask how a masculine pig Got a chimp that was female to dig Him enough to have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,44],"tags":[775,2411,3943,3945,3942,3944,4936,2985],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23628"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23628"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23638,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23628\/revisions\/23638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}