{"id":235,"date":"2007-12-06T19:17:23","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T23:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/06\/the-turn-not-taken-haiku\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:38:24","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:38:24","slug":"the-turn-not-taken-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/06\/the-turn-not-taken-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"The Turn Not Taken (Haiku)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eyeing a road sign<br \/>\nThat says, &#8220;Turn Right,&#8221; he turns left.<br \/>\nIt turns out, he&#8217;s right.<\/p>\n<p>AUTHOR&#8217;S NOTE: The &#8220;he&#8221; in this haiku is my husband, Mark.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll freely admit to being a bit perverse.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll also (legitimately) brag about his great sense of direction.<\/p>\n<p>I <a href=\"http:\/\/weekendwordsmith.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/eye.html\">eyed this prompt<\/a> and used this <a href=\"http:\/\/totallyoptionalprompts.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/request-for-poems-road-sign.html\">road sign<\/a> to write this haiku. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eyeing a road sign That says, &#8220;Turn Right,&#8221; he turns left. It turns out, he&#8217;s right. AUTHOR&#8217;S NOTE: The &#8220;he&#8221; in this haiku is my husband, Mark.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll freely admit to being a bit perverse.\u00a0 He&#8217;ll also (legitimately) brag about his great sense of direction. I eyed this prompt and used this road sign to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,12,99,2],"tags":[2182,2184,215,2183],"class_list":["post-235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-car-humor","category-haiku","category-marriage-humor","tag-directions-humor","tag-driving-haiku","tag-haiku-senryu","tag-men-and-directions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=235"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5899,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/235\/revisions\/5899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}