{"id":23230,"date":"2013-11-06T18:32:04","date_gmt":"2013-11-06T22:32:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=23230"},"modified":"2013-11-06T22:22:37","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T02:22:37","slug":"ax-throwing-expert-scares-burglar-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/11\/06\/ax-throwing-expert-scares-burglar-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Caveat Burglar (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This fellow tried to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.opposingviews.com\/i\/society\/robyn-irvine-scares-home-burglar-ax-california\">rob the wrong house<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Robyn Irvine, a former ax-throwing competitor living in Hemet, Calif., woke up when she heard a noise and saw the burglar trying to snatch her watch from her wrist, according to CBS Los Angeles.<\/p>\n<p>Irvine quickly grabbed an ax, scaring the intruder.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Caveat Burglar (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Dear burglars, it&#8217;s time to face facts:<br \/>\nPreparation is key &#8212; don&#8217;t be lax.<br \/>\nYou must research each job<br \/>\nTo ensure folks you rob<br \/>\nAren&#8217;t expert at lobbing an ax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This fellow tried to rob the wrong house: Robyn Irvine, a former ax-throwing competitor living in Hemet, Calif., woke up when she heard a noise and saw the burglar trying to snatch her watch from her wrist, according to CBS Los Angeles. Irvine quickly grabbed an ax, scaring the intruder. Caveat Burglar (Limerick) By Madeleine [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,49,48,42],"tags":[588,3907,3908,3381,3909,3910,3712],"class_list":["post-23230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-crime-humor","category-limericks","tag-advice-limerick","tag-ax-humor","tag-burglar-humor","tag-crime-punishment-humor","tag-robbers","tag-thief-humor","tag-weapons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23230"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23240,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23230\/revisions\/23240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}