{"id":23216,"date":"2013-11-05T03:38:18","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T07:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=23216"},"modified":"2013-11-05T03:38:18","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T07:38:18","slug":"common-sense-sex-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/11\/05\/common-sense-sex-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Without Common Sense, We&#8217;re Toast (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t possibly resist a title like this: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.upi.com\/Odd_News\/2013\/10\/07\/London-firefighters-urge-common-sense-after-penis-freed-from-toaster\/UPI-53411381182698\/\">&#8220;London firefighters urge &#8216;common sense&#8217; after penis freed from toaster.<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Without Common Sense, We&#8217;re Toast (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>When devising some bedroom delights,<br \/>\nIt ain&#8217;t right to try reaching new heights<br \/>\nWith devices like toasters<br \/>\nAnd blenders and roasters,<br \/>\nElse your privates might need their last rites.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t possibly resist a title like this: &#8220;London firefighters urge &#8216;common sense&#8217; after penis freed from toaster.&#8221; Without Common Sense, We&#8217;re Toast (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane When devising some bedroom delights, It ain&#8217;t right to try reaching new heights With devices like toasters And blenders and roasters, Else your privates might need their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105,2413,49,42],"tags":[588,2411,3904,3449,1260,2786,3903],"class_list":["post-23216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice-humor","category-bawdy-limericks","category-behavior-personality","category-limericks","tag-advice-limerick","tag-bawdy-humor","tag-bedroom-humor","tag-kitchen-limerick","tag-safety-verse","tag-sex-humor","tag-toaster"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23216"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23216\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23225,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23216\/revisions\/23225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}