{"id":232,"date":"2007-12-04T23:54:40","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T03:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/04\/cant-contain-my-disdain-for-luggage-rules\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T04:41:41","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T08:41:41","slug":"cant-contain-my-disdain-for-luggage-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/12\/04\/cant-contain-my-disdain-for-luggage-rules\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t Contain My Disdain For Luggage Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to believe, but\u00a0snow globes (even tiny ones) are a carry-on baggage no-no. I&#8217;m not kidding &#8212; an\u00a0 airline luggage inspector actually seized our miniscule Vegas memento.\u00a0Why?\u00a0 It seems that\u00a0bomb-makers can do something really, really scary with the fraction-of-an-ounce of water contained in an eight-dollar snow globe.<\/p>\n<p>And that brings me to my latest haiku:<\/p>\n<p>Seizing your snow globe<br \/>\nFor being an airline threat<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t hold water.<\/p>\n<p>(You can find\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/travel.html\">more of my travel and vacation humor here<\/a>, and more <a href=\"http:\/\/onebreathpoetry.blogspot.com\/2007\/12\/week-79-container-rerun.html\">container haiku here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to believe, but\u00a0snow globes (even tiny ones) are a carry-on baggage no-no. I&#8217;m not kidding &#8212; an\u00a0 airline luggage inspector actually seized our miniscule Vegas memento.\u00a0Why?\u00a0 It seems that\u00a0bomb-makers can do something really, really scary with the fraction-of-an-ounce of water contained in an eight-dollar snow globe. And that brings me to my latest [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,103,6,34],"tags":[2190,2187,2191,215,2188,2185,2186,2189,571],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5903,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions\/5903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}