{"id":23092,"date":"2013-10-30T18:14:09","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T22:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=23092"},"modified":"2013-10-30T18:15:49","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T22:15:49","slug":"snakes-massage-spa-indonesia-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/10\/30\/snakes-massage-spa-indonesia-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Spa To Hiss (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If being wrapped in pythons would enhance your massage experience, do I have a spa for you!  Get yourself right over to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2478255\/Will-really-help-stresssss-Indonesian-spa-gives-massages-draping-body-SNAKES-fear-good-you.html\">Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa in Jakarta, Indonesia<\/a>, which claims that snake-draping combats stress.  <\/p>\n<p>A Spa To Hiss (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Oh joy!  Here&#8217;s a spa to avoid:<br \/>\nWhen massaging you, snakes are deployed.<br \/>\nYes, they drape you in snakes,<br \/>\nClaiming fear aids your aches.<br \/>\nYou feel great &#8230; right until you&#8217;re destroyed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If being wrapped in pythons would enhance your massage experience, do I have a spa for you! Get yourself right over to the Bali Heritage Reflexology and Spa in Jakarta, Indonesia, which claims that snake-draping combats stress. A Spa To Hiss (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Oh joy! Here&#8217;s a spa to avoid: When massaging [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,81,49,23,122,42],"tags":[775,2299,149,3898,3896,3899,1187,2755,3897,1163,3900],"class_list":["post-23092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-anxiety-stress","category-behavior-personality","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","tag-animal-verse","tag-fear-humor","tag-health-limericks","tag-indonesia","tag-massage-humor","tag-pythons","tag-relaxation-humor","tag-snake-limericks","tag-spa-humor","tag-stress-humor","tag-therapy-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23092"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23100,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23092\/revisions\/23100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}