{"id":23014,"date":"2014-05-02T14:19:57","date_gmt":"2014-05-02T18:19:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=23014"},"modified":"2014-05-02T14:19:57","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T18:19:57","slug":"tuba-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/05\/02\/tuba-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy International Tuba Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tubaday.com\/homepage.php\">International Tuba Day!<\/a> (first Friday of May)<\/p>\n<p>Ode To International Tuba Day (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A gal who played tuba was brassy,<br \/>\nOften horny and terribly sassy.<br \/>\nYou might think that the guys<br \/>\nWould eye chassis and thighs.<br \/>\nBut alas, she was also quite gassy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy International Tuba Day! (first Friday of May) Ode To International Tuba Day (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A gal who played tuba was brassy, Often horny and terribly sassy. You might think that the guys Would eye chassis and thighs. But alas, she was also quite gassy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,24,2991,1524],"tags":[1324,2097,5012,4100,4101],"class_list":["post-23014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-odd-holidays","tag-brass-players","tag-may-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-tuba-humor","tag-tuba-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23014"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25948,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23014\/revisions\/25948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}