{"id":23008,"date":"2018-03-01T17:51:52","date_gmt":"2018-03-01T21:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=23008"},"modified":"2018-03-01T17:51:52","modified_gmt":"2018-03-01T21:51:52","slug":"doctor-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2018\/03\/01\/doctor-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Vet Your Doctors (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A doctor would frequently treat<br \/>\nHis patients as if they were meat.<br \/>\n&#8220;My patients are pigs,&#8221;<br \/>\nHe&#8217;d proclaim from his digs<br \/>\nNear a farm, which was piglet replete.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/National_Pig_Day\">National Pig Day!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A doctor would frequently treat His patients as if they were meat. &#8220;My patients are pigs,&#8221; He&#8217;d proclaim from his digs Near a farm, which was piglet replete. Happy National Pig Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,23,122,42],"tags":[2797,5113,2903,392,1837,393,5012,3944,3331],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23008"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23008"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40126,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23008\/revisions\/40126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}