{"id":22975,"date":"2013-10-22T18:05:02","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T22:05:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22975"},"modified":"2013-10-22T18:09:48","modified_gmt":"2013-10-22T22:09:48","slug":"snark-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/10\/22\/snark-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To &#8220;Snark-Free Day&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wtop.com\/681\/3487825\/Be-nice-Tuesday-is-Snark-Free-Day\">holiday<\/a> I could definitely live without:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>PRConsultants Group created &#8220;Snark-Free Day&#8221; to encourage people to take the high-road and go out of their way to be polite, kind and considerate on Tuesday, Oct. 22.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Limerick Ode To &#8220;Snark-Free Day&#8221;<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Today is a holiday. Hark!<br \/>\nSnark-FREE Day &#8212; no walk in the park.<br \/>\n&#8216;Twas conjured by guys<br \/>\nWho think snark isn&#8217;t wise.<br \/>\nAre those fellows on crack? Call a narc!<\/p>\n<p>My day would be dark without snark&#8212;<br \/>\nThose remarks that have bite, if not bark.<br \/>\nNo I won&#8217;t be denied<br \/>\nThe clever and snide.<br \/>\nThis holiday misses the mark.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a holiday I could definitely live without: PRConsultants Group created &#8220;Snark-Free Day&#8221; to encourage people to take the high-road and go out of their way to be polite, kind and considerate on Tuesday, Oct. 22. Limerick Ode To &#8220;Snark-Free Day&#8221; By Madeleine Begun Kane Today is a holiday. Hark! Snark-FREE Day &#8212; no walk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1524],"tags":[2094,5012,3885,2914,3886],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22975"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22975"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22985,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22975\/revisions\/22985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}