{"id":229,"date":"2007-11-20T02:37:50","date_gmt":"2007-11-20T06:37:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/11\/20\/why-i-dont-relish-shopping\/"},"modified":"2012-05-02T02:04:17","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T06:04:17","slug":"why-i-dont-relish-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/11\/20\/why-i-dont-relish-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I Don&#8217;t Relish Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why I Don&#8217;t Relish Shopping<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I stare at the shelves in confusion,<br \/>\nWond&#8217;ring why there is such a profusion<br \/>\nOf sizes and styles.<br \/>\nChoices litter the aisles.<br \/>\nIs the simple life just an illusion?<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/fashion_and_shopping_humor.html\">more of my shopping humor here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why I Don&#8217;t Relish Shopping By Madeleine Begun Kane I stare at the shelves in confusion, Wond&#8217;ring why there is such a profusion Of sizes and styles. Choices litter the aisles. Is the simple life just an illusion? (You can find more of my shopping humor here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,781,45,32],"tags":[784,785,782,783,787,786],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-minimalist-humor","category-shopping-humor","category-social-satire","tag-choice","tag-confusion","tag-minimalism","tag-shopping","tag-simple-life","tag-supermarket-aisles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13311,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions\/13311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}