{"id":22857,"date":"2013-10-16T15:36:01","date_gmt":"2013-10-16T19:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22857"},"modified":"2013-10-16T15:52:24","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T19:52:24","slug":"noah-webster-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/10\/16\/noah-webster-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Dictionary Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Dictionary Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>At this moment, I&#8217;m feeling quite spurred<br \/>\nTo just soak up a new-to-me word.<br \/>\nLest you think I&#8217;m all wet,<br \/>\nI have reasons &#8212; don&#8217;t fret:<br \/>\nWebster&#8217;s birthday&#8217;s today, so I&#8217;m stirred.<\/p>\n<p>Have you any new words to suggest?<br \/>\nOne that&#8217;s odd or obscure would be best.<br \/>\nSomething wickedly cool,<br \/>\nLike &#8220;facinorous.&#8221; Who&#8217;ll<br \/>\nHelp ensure that my word need&#8217;s addressed?<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>American <a href=\"http:\/\/www.notablebiographies.com\/Tu-We\/Webster-Noah.html\">lexicographer Noah Webster<\/a>, of dictionary compilation fame, was born October 16, 1758.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Dictionary Day By Madeleine Begun Kane At this moment, I&#8217;m feeling quite spurred To just soak up a new-to-me word. Lest you think I&#8217;m all wet, I have reasons &#8212; don&#8217;t fret: Webster&#8217;s birthday&#8217;s today, so I&#8217;m stirred. Have you any new words to suggest? One that&#8217;s odd or obscure would be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[53,42,1524,69],"tags":[3880,427,3878,2094,5012,3879,3340],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22857"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22857"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22857\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22868,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22857\/revisions\/22868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}