{"id":22746,"date":"2013-10-09T16:46:16","date_gmt":"2013-10-09T20:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22746"},"modified":"2013-10-09T16:46:53","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T20:46:53","slug":"rhyming-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/10\/09\/rhyming-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Not A-Mused (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not A-Mused (3-Verse Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Inspiration is gone &#8212; I&#8217;m bereft,<br \/>\nFor I fear my dear muse has just left.<br \/>\nAnd my brain&#8217;s auto-rhymer<br \/>\nIs spent &#8212; the old-timer<br \/>\nSays, &#8220;Write something rhyme-free with heft.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A serious verse that&#8217;s rhyme-free?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sorry &#8212; that just isn&#8217;t me.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t layer my verse<br \/>\nOr deep meaning disperse.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d rather spread light-hearted glee.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re waiting for metaphor, stop.<br \/>\nAnd a simile simply won&#8217;t pop.<br \/>\nMy verse just won&#8217;t hatch<br \/>\nWithout rhyme &#8212; that&#8217;s the catch:<br \/>\nAn unfertilized limerick crop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not A-Mused (3-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Inspiration is gone &#8212; I&#8217;m bereft, For I fear my dear muse has just left. And my brain&#8217;s auto-rhymer Is spent &#8212; the old-timer Says, &#8220;Write something rhyme-free with heft.&#8221; A serious verse that&#8217;s rhyme-free? I&#8217;m sorry &#8212; that just isn&#8217;t me. I don&#8217;t layer my verse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1343,42,69],"tags":[236,1734,1796,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22746"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22746"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22754,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22746\/revisions\/22754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}