{"id":226,"date":"2007-11-12T03:28:03","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T07:28:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/11\/12\/one-of-these-days-ill-actually-say-this\/"},"modified":"2012-05-02T02:22:45","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T06:22:45","slug":"one-of-these-days-ill-actually-say-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/11\/12\/one-of-these-days-ill-actually-say-this\/","title":{"rendered":"One Of These Days, I&#8217;ll Actually Say This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s theme over at BlogFriday is annoyances,\u00a0and I&#8217;m betting this scenario will ring a bell:<\/p>\n<p>One Of These Days, I&#8217;ll Actually Say This (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re annoyed by your motormouth child.<br \/>\nHe is boist&#8217;rous and noisy and wild.<br \/>\nSo please put a lid<br \/>\nOn your rude, rowdy kid.<br \/>\nCuz, trust me, we aren&#8217;t beguiled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s theme over at BlogFriday is annoyances,\u00a0and I&#8217;m betting this scenario will ring a bell: One Of These Days, I&#8217;ll Actually Say This (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane We&#8217;re annoyed by your motormouth child. He is boist&#8217;rous and noisy and wild. So please put a lid On your rude, rowdy kid. Cuz, trust me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,40,13,42,18],"tags":[3013,3010,3012,3011,5008],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-children-humor","category-family-humor","category-limericks","category-parents-humor","tag-annoyances-limerick","tag-badly-behaved-child","tag-childrenhumor","tag-misbehaving-kids","tag-parenting-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13314,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions\/13314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}