{"id":2242,"date":"2010-05-06T16:16:35","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T20:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2242"},"modified":"2012-05-12T15:53:21","modified_gmt":"2012-05-12T19:53:21","slug":"mothers-day-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/05\/06\/mothers-day-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"Just In Time For Mother&#8217;s Day&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A hard-working mother named May&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Just In Time For Mother&#8217;s Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A hard-working mother named May<br \/>\nHad three children and twins on the way.<br \/>\nWhen her spouse heard the news,<br \/>\nHe guzzled some booze<br \/>\nAnd grumbled, &#8220;I should have been gay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=wall&#038;story_fbid=115058961865776&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n<p><em>Related Post: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/04\/29\/mothers-day-limerick-contest-with-money-prizes\/\">Mother&#8217;s Day Limericks<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A hard-working mother named May&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: Just In Time For Mother&#8217;s Day By Madeleine Begun Kane A hard-working mother named May Had three children and twins on the way. When her spouse heard the news, He guzzled some booze And grumbled, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,120,104,352,42,2,18,103,16],"tags":[4933,1199,383,2097,1195,1193,1196,1306,5008,4973,1307,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2242"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13591,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions\/13591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}