{"id":22417,"date":"2014-10-03T14:19:20","date_gmt":"2014-10-03T18:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22417"},"modified":"2015-09-23T16:05:58","modified_gmt":"2015-09-23T20:05:58","slug":"fasting-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/10\/03\/fasting-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Holiday Fasters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Holiday Fasters<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>To those who are fasting right now,<br \/>\nIt is best not to think about chow.<br \/>\nAnd I hope that this tip<br \/>\nDoesn&#8217;t strike you as flip:<br \/>\nThough it&#8217;s stressful, please don&#8217;t have a cow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Limerick Ode To Holiday Fasters By Madeleine Begun Kane To those who are fasting right now, It is best not to think about chow. And I hope that this tip Doesn&#8217;t strike you as flip: Though it&#8217;s stressful, please don&#8217;t have a cow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,33,42,127],"tags":[4322,4324,4323,328,4326,4927,4993,1654,4325],"class_list":["post-22417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-religion-verse","tag-eating-humor","tag-fasting-limerick","tag-fasts-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-holiday-fast-humor","tag-holiday-humor","tag-jewish-humor","tag-religion-humor","tag-yom-kippur"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22417"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34266,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22417\/revisions\/34266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}