{"id":22351,"date":"2013-09-14T19:44:49","date_gmt":"2013-09-14T23:44:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22351"},"modified":"2013-09-14T19:44:49","modified_gmt":"2013-09-14T23:44:49","slug":"ugly-blobfish-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/09\/14\/ugly-blobfish-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Blobfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this limerick in sympathy for the poor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2013\/09\/12\/travel\/blobfish-ugly-animal\/index.html\">blobfish, recently declared to be the &#8220;world&#8217;s ugliest animal&#8221;<\/a> and named the mascot for the <em>Ugly Animal Preservation Society<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To The Blobfish<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am NOT that bad looking a fish,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the blobfish, a fish that ain&#8217;t swish.<br \/>\n&#8220;And it hurts when you smugly<br \/>\nKeep calling me &#8216;ugly,&#8217;<br \/>\nThough it beats being somebody&#8217;s dish.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wrote this limerick in sympathy for the poor blobfish, recently declared to be the &#8220;world&#8217;s ugliest animal&#8221; and named the mascot for the Ugly Animal Preservation Society: Limerick Ode To The Blobfish By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;I am NOT that bad looking a fish,&#8221; Said the blobfish, a fish that ain&#8217;t swish. &#8220;And it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,41,42],"tags":[2903,3830,2982,328,1398,3832,3831],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22351"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22351"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22361,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22351\/revisions\/22361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}