{"id":223,"date":"2007-11-02T18:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T22:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/11\/02\/problem-poetry\/"},"modified":"2012-05-02T02:30:08","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T06:30:08","slug":"problem-poetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/11\/02\/problem-poetry\/","title":{"rendered":"Problem Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Problem Poetry (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your verses belong in the can,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the prof to a man. &#8220;They don&#8217;t scan.<br \/>\nThe problem&#8217;s your beat,<br \/>\nPlus your poems have no meat.&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;m guessing he wasn&#8217;t a fan.<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/poetry.html\">more of my poetry here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Problem Poetry (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane &#8220;Your verses belong in the can,&#8221; Said the prof to a man. &#8220;They don&#8217;t scan. The problem&#8217;s your beat, Plus your poems have no meat.&#8221; I&#8217;m guessing he wasn&#8217;t a fan. (You can find more of my poetry here.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39,42,106,103,69],"tags":[2858,3016,3015,3014,3017],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13315,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223\/revisions\/13315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}