{"id":222,"date":"2007-10-31T17:59:39","date_gmt":"2007-10-31T21:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/31\/the-joys-of-winter\/"},"modified":"2010-12-26T16:38:49","modified_gmt":"2010-12-26T20:38:49","slug":"the-joys-of-winter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/31\/the-joys-of-winter\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joys Of Winter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing quite like a tough mental challenge.\u00a0 And I sure had a good time with this one, prompting me to write something (in my case, a limerick) using these three words: <a href=\"http:\/\/littlenibbler.blogspot.com\/2007\/10\/3ww-lix.html\">phone, stumbled and windy.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Joys Of Winter<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It was windy and snowy.\u00a0 I stumbled.<br \/>\nThen I fell and my keys and phone tumbled<br \/>\nAnd slid down the ice.<br \/>\nI yelled words not so nice.<br \/>\n&#8220;How rude!&#8221; an old passerby grumbled.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of winter, it&#8217;s almost time to start worrying about your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/officeparty.html\">office Christmas party<\/a>. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing quite like a tough mental challenge.\u00a0 And I sure had a good time with this one, prompting me to write something (in my case, a limerick) using these three words: phone, stumbled and windy. The Joys Of Winter By Madeleine Begun Kane It was windy and snowy.\u00a0 I stumbled. Then I fell and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,103,58,59],"tags":[1661,4973,1660,1659,291,859],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3956,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222\/revisions\/3956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}