{"id":22194,"date":"2013-09-03T14:27:29","date_gmt":"2013-09-03T18:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22194"},"modified":"2013-09-03T14:27:29","modified_gmt":"2013-09-03T18:27:29","slug":"spreadable-beer-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/09\/03\/spreadable-beer-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Another &#8220;Food&#8221; I Won&#8217;t Be Trying (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two back-to-back Italy-inspired limericks!  What the heck&#8217;s going on with that country?<\/p>\n<p>Another &#8220;Food&#8221; I Won&#8217;t Be Trying (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s something that sounds quite incredible:<br \/>\nA beer you can eat cuz it&#8217;s spreadable.<br \/>\nSince I don&#8217;t even think<br \/>\nThat beer&#8217;s tasty to drink,<br \/>\nBeer on ice cream or toast sounds inedible.<\/p>\n<p>(Here&#8217;s yesterday&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/09\/02\/italy-economy-infidelity-humor\/\">limerick<\/a> about those poor Italian husbands who can no longer afford an apartment for their mistresses.  And here&#8217;s the news story about Italy&#8217;s latest culinary concoction: <a href=\"http:\/\/english.cntv.cn\/program\/cultureexpress\/20130817\/101350.shtml\">spreadable beer<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two back-to-back Italy-inspired limericks! What the heck&#8217;s going on with that country? Another &#8220;Food&#8221; I Won&#8217;t Be Trying (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Here&#8217;s something that sounds quite incredible: A beer you can eat cuz it&#8217;s spreadable. Since I don&#8217;t even think That beer&#8217;s tasty to drink, Beer on ice cream or toast sounds inedible. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42],"tags":[3820,3612,2784,328,3815,2494,3819],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22194"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22194"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22203,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22194\/revisions\/22203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}