{"id":221,"date":"2007-10-29T02:50:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-29T06:50:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/29\/what-will-i-be-when-i-grow-up\/"},"modified":"2010-02-08T05:25:54","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T09:25:54","slug":"what-will-i-be-when-i-grow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/29\/what-will-i-be-when-i-grow-up\/","title":{"rendered":"What Will I Be When I Grow Up?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What Will I Be When I Grow Up?<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Ev&#8217;ry decade I change my career.<br \/>\nThe first used my musical ear.<br \/>\nI tried lawyering second,<br \/>\nTill humor scribe beckoned.<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s next? I just can&#8217;t wait to hear.<\/p>\n<p>=========<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/work.html\">more of my employment humor here,<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/musichumor.html\">my music humor here,<\/a> and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/legalhumor.html\">my legal humor here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Will I Be When I Grow Up? By Madeleine Begun Kane Ev&#8217;ry decade I change my career. The first used my musical ear. I tried lawyering second, Till humor scribe beckoned. What&#8217;s next? I just can&#8217;t wait to hear. ========= (You can find more of my employment humor here, my music humor here, and\u00a0my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,4],"tags":[1050,722,1051],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-workplace-humor","tag-career-change","tag-career-humor","tag-growing-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1480,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions\/1480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}