{"id":22077,"date":"2013-08-28T15:57:47","date_gmt":"2013-08-28T19:57:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22077"},"modified":"2013-08-28T15:57:47","modified_gmt":"2013-08-28T19:57:47","slug":"ruthless-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/28\/ruthless-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ruthless Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ruthless Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A dentist who&#8217;s lacking in ruth<br \/>\nWorships money, possessions, and youth.<br \/>\nIn his quest for all three,<br \/>\nHis crimes guarantee<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll be jailed until long in the tooth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ruthless Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A dentist who&#8217;s lacking in ruth Worships money, possessions, and youth. In his quest for all three, His crimes guarantee He&#8217;ll be jailed until long in the tooth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,48,10],"tags":[746,3381,2818,3806,488,3805],"class_list":["post-22077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-crime-humor","category-legal-humor","tag-bad-behavior","tag-crime-punishment-humor","tag-dental-humor","tag-dentist-humor","tag-dentists","tag-ruthlessness-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22077"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22082,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22077\/revisions\/22082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}