{"id":22070,"date":"2014-12-05T16:51:30","date_gmt":"2014-12-05T20:51:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=22070"},"modified":"2016-02-24T16:48:04","modified_gmt":"2016-02-24T20:48:04","slug":"bartender-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2014\/12\/05\/bartender-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Bartender Appreciation Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bartendersday.com\/\">Bartender Appreciation Day!<\/a> (first Friday of December)<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To Bartender Appreciation Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A fellow walked into a bar<br \/>\nAnd ordered a &#8220;smoked cable car.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Outta rum,&#8221; barkeep said.<br \/>\n&#8220;How&#8217;s a sidecar instead?&#8221;<br \/>\nIt was close but, alas, no cigar.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>When you are ailing,<br \/>\na bartender&#8217;s frequently<br \/>\na stout companion.<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE:  February 24 is <a href=\"http:\/\/holidaysofyear.com\/world-bartender-day\/\">World Bartender Day<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Bartender Appreciation Day! (first Friday of December) Limerick Ode To Bartender Appreciation Day By Madeleine Begun Kane A fellow walked into a bar And ordered a &#8220;smoked cable car.&#8221; &#8220;Outta rum,&#8221; barkeep said. &#8220;How&#8217;s a sidecar instead?&#8221; It was close but, alas, no cigar. ***** When you are ailing, a bartender&#8217;s frequently a stout [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,1524],"tags":[3804,4725,4384,4383,2092,2784,1374,2091,2494,5012,1507,4724],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22070"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22070"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22070\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36394,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22070\/revisions\/36394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22070"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22070"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22070"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}