{"id":21916,"date":"2013-08-16T02:53:09","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T06:53:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21916"},"modified":"2014-08-16T19:25:42","modified_gmt":"2014-08-16T23:25:42","slug":"rum-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/16\/rum-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy National Rum Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.villagevoice.com\/forkintheroad\/2013\/08\/the_beach_william_ward_rum.php\">National Rum Day<\/a>! (August 16)<\/p>\n<p>Happy National Rum Day (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A man was balled out out by his mum,<br \/>\nWho told him to stop making rum.<br \/>\n\u201cThat\u2019s my bus\u2019ness,\u201d he said.<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s my butter and bread.\u201d<br \/>\nBut he chewed on it.  Now he makes gum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy National Rum Day! (August 16) Happy National Rum Day (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A man was balled out out by his mum, Who told him to stop making rum. \u201cThat\u2019s my bus\u2019ness,\u201d he said. \u201cIt\u2019s my butter and bread.\u201d But he chewed on it. Now he makes gum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,120,41,42,1524],"tags":[1375,3177,4912,1374,1354,2494,3797,5012,3796],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21916"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21916"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27924,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21916\/revisions\/27924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}