{"id":2189,"date":"2010-04-25T19:00:34","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T23:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2189"},"modified":"2010-04-25T19:09:31","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T23:09:31","slug":"dog-inheritance-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/04\/25\/dog-inheritance-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Dog Of A Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nA wealthy old woman named Kate&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>A Dog Of A Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A wealthy old woman named Kate<br \/>\nLeft her dog an enormous estate.<br \/>\nHer children all stewed<br \/>\nTill they finally sued.<br \/>\nWho won? Well, each lawyer did great.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/profile.php?id=540784314&#038;v=wall&#038;story_fbid=116087971745473&#038;ref=mf\">Facebook<\/a>, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my Limerick-Offs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A wealthy old woman named Kate&#8230; Here&#8217;s mine: A Dog Of A Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A wealthy old woman named Kate Left her dog an enormous estate. Her children all stewed Till they finally sued. Who won? Well, each lawyer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,40,13,120,10,104,352,42,8,18,103],"tags":[4933,655,1298,1182,182,996,172,987,772,4973,806,203],"class_list":["post-2189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-children-humor","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-legal-humor","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-parents-humor","category-poetry-prompts","tag-children-humor","tag-dog-verse","tag-estate-limerick","tag-inheritance-humor","tag-lawyers","tag-litigation-humor","tag-money-poems","tag-parental-humor","tag-pet-owners","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-wealth","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2189"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2222,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2189\/revisions\/2222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}