{"id":21888,"date":"2013-08-14T19:32:06","date_gmt":"2013-08-14T23:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21888"},"modified":"2013-08-14T19:32:06","modified_gmt":"2013-08-14T23:32:06","slug":"bad-posture-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/14\/bad-posture-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Posture Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems fitting, somehow, that I read about the <a href=\"http:\/\/online.wsj.com\/article\/SB10001424127887323585604579010720828024230.html\"><em>LumoBack Sensor<\/em><\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/14\/international-nagging-day-humor\/\">International Nagging Day.<\/a> It &#8220;straps around your lower waist to track your posture and vibrates whenever you slouch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To The Posture Police<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The <em>LumoBack Sensor&#8217;s<\/em> a grouch&#8212;<br \/>\nIt nags and berates when I slouch:<br \/>\nBy dispensing bad vibes,<br \/>\nIt poor-posture proscribes.<br \/>\nShouldn&#8217;t slouching be cool on a couch?<\/p>\n<p>*****<br \/>\nNote from Mad Kane:  I&#8217;ve never actually tried this gadget.  For all I know, having your &#8220;lower waist&#8221; (as opposed to your upper waist?) vibrate is a delightful experience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems fitting, somehow, that I read about the LumoBack Sensor on International Nagging Day. It &#8220;straps around your lower waist to track your posture and vibrates whenever you slouch.&#8221; Limerick Ode To The Posture Police By Madeleine Begun Kane The LumoBack Sensor&#8217;s a grouch&#8212; It nags and berates when I slouch: By dispensing bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,122,42,68],"tags":[2855,1834,200,3789,395,3787,3790,3788],"class_list":["post-21888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-physical-appearance","tag-back-pain","tag-gadget-humor","tag-health-limerick","tag-lumoback-sensor","tag-nag","tag-nag-humor","tag-nagging","tag-posture-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21888"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21895,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21888\/revisions\/21895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}