{"id":2180,"date":"2010-04-15T16:22:07","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T20:22:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=2180"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:49:50","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:49:50","slug":"tax-deadline-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2010\/04\/15\/tax-deadline-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Taxing Deadlines (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why finish my tax return, when I can write a limerick about not finishing my tax return?<\/p>\n<p>Taxing Deadlines<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Did you file your 1040? Not me!<br \/>\nCuz I need an extension, you see.<br \/>\nCould not get it together.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m blaming the weather.<br \/>\nDo I wish it was finished? Mais oui!<\/p>\n<p><em>Related Posts: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/interactivetaxes.html\">Interactive Taxes,<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/taxingtimes.html\">Taxing Times<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/money.html\">Money Humor.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why finish my tax return, when I can write a limerick about not finishing my tax return? Taxing Deadlines By Madeleine Begun Kane Did you file your 1040? Not me! Cuz I need an extension, you see. Could not get it together. I&#8217;m blaming the weather. Do I wish it was finished? Mais oui! Related [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,8,1291,47],"tags":[2090,539,1152,1099,172,1290,687],"class_list":["post-2180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-procrastination-humor","category-tax-satire","tag-april-holidays","tag-financial-verse","tag-form-1040-humor","tag-income-tax-humor","tag-money-poems","tag-procrastination-verse","tag-tax-filing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2180"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5840,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180\/revisions\/5840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}