{"id":218,"date":"2007-10-25T15:36:52","date_gmt":"2007-10-25T19:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/25\/fishing-for-company\/"},"modified":"2012-05-02T00:59:46","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T04:59:46","slug":"fishing-for-company","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/10\/25\/fishing-for-company\/","title":{"rendered":"Fishing For Company"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m an insomniac and I must admit to taking a bit of solace\u00a0at learning from a podcast\u00a0that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciencedaily.com\/releases\/2007\/10\/071015215148.htm\">&#8220;zebrafish &#8211; a common aquarium pet &#8211; can have a genetic mutation linked to sleep problems.<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n<p>Fishing for Company<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t sleep.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know what to do.<br \/>\nTroubling thoughts seem to come, right on cue.<br \/>\nBut my iPod distracts me<br \/>\nWith news that attracts me:<br \/>\n&#8220;Sometimes fish get insomnia too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(You can find <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/pet_humor.html\">more of my pets and animals humor here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/health_humor.html\">my health humor here.<\/a>)\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m an insomniac and I must admit to taking a bit of solace\u00a0at learning from a podcast\u00a0that &#8220;zebrafish &#8211; a common aquarium pet &#8211; can have a genetic mutation linked to sleep problems.&#8221; That calls for a limerick, don&#8217;t you think? Fishing for Company By Madeleine Begun Kane I can&#8217;t sleep.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,23,42,44,55],"tags":[2984,2982,1200,2981,2985,2729,2983],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-animal-humor","category-health-humor","category-limericks","category-science-humor","category-sleep-humor","tag-animals","tag-fish-humor","tag-insomnia-humor","tag-ipod","tag-scientific-research","tag-sleeplessness","tag-zebrafish-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13301,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/13301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}