{"id":21795,"date":"2013-08-07T17:47:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T21:47:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21795"},"modified":"2013-08-07T17:47:59","modified_gmt":"2013-08-07T21:47:59","slug":"holy-proselytizing-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/07\/holy-proselytizing-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Holy Proselytizing (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m a devout agnostic, my response to Writer&#8217;s Digest&#8217;s latest poetry prompt essentially wrote itself.  Here&#8217;s the prompt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>For this week\u2019s prompt, take the phrase \u201cHoly (blank),\u201d replace the blank with a word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then, write your poem.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And here&#8217;s my limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Holy Proselytizing (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Holy proselytizing&#8217;s annoying,<br \/>\nWhatever technique you&#8217;re employing.<br \/>\nI have one strong belief:<br \/>\nWay too much of our grief<br \/>\nHas been caused by religion-deploying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I&#8217;m a devout agnostic, my response to Writer&#8217;s Digest&#8217;s latest poetry prompt essentially wrote itself. Here&#8217;s the prompt: For this week\u2019s prompt, take the phrase \u201cHoly (blank),\u201d replace the blank with a word or phrase, make the new phrase the title of your poem, and then, write your poem. And here&#8217;s my limerick: Holy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,103,127],"tags":[3783,3784,3781,1654,2329,3782,2679],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21795"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21795"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21798,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21795\/revisions\/21798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}