Yet Another Limerick Ode To “Rabbit Ears”
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Most New Yorkers can’t see CBS.
\nIt’s a hairy Time Warner Co mess.
\nBut I see it fee-free:
\nWe’ve no cable, you see,
\nAnd use rabbit ears — access success!<\/p>\n
Note from Mad Kane: This limerick was inspired by the fee dispute between Time Warner Cable and CBS<\/a>. A previous feud between Time Warner Cable and ABC inspired my original Ode To “Rabbit Ears.”<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Yet Another Limerick Ode To “Rabbit Ears” By Madeleine Begun Kane Most New Yorkers can’t see CBS. It’s a hairy Time Warner Co mess. But I see it fee-free: We’ve no cable, you see, And use rabbit ears — access success! Note from Mad Kane: This limerick was inspired by the fee dispute between Time […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,25,42,43,781,8,73,3,71],"tags":[1172,1688,1174,1171,3768,782,172,863,532,1047],"class_list":["post-21739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-media-humor","category-minimalist-humor","category-money-humor","category-new-york-limericks","category-technology-humor","category-television-tv-humor","tag-cable-tv-humor","tag-cbs","tag-digital-antennas","tag-entertainment-limerick","tag-gadgets","tag-minimalism","tag-money-poems","tag-new-york-verse","tag-technology-limerick","tag-television-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21739"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21744,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21739\/revisions\/21744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}