{"id":21714,"date":"2013-08-01T23:20:32","date_gmt":"2013-08-02T03:20:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21714"},"modified":"2013-08-01T23:20:32","modified_gmt":"2013-08-02T03:20:32","slug":"a-lawyers-tale-3-verse-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/01\/a-lawyers-tale-3-verse-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lawyer&#8217;s Tale ( 3-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you can tell from this 3-verse limerick, my legal career had a rather inauspicious start:<\/p>\n<p>A Lawyer&#8217;s Tale (3-Verse Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>I once worked for a sleazy attorney.<br \/>\n(Let&#8217;s just call him &#8220;Unethical Earnie.&#8221;)<br \/>\nI rebuffed him when ordered<br \/>\nTo do things that bordered<br \/>\nOn iffy and worse.  What a journey!<\/p>\n<p>I quit just as soon as I could &#8212;<br \/>\nFound a new lawyer job &#8212; knock on wood.<br \/>\nHe flipped out when I left<br \/>\nAnd he left me bereft,<br \/>\nRipping off all my cash really good.<\/p>\n<p>Decades later, I just got the news<br \/>\nThat this fellow who&#8217;s garnered my boos<br \/>\nLost his license:  Disbarred!<br \/>\nNo more lawyering card!<br \/>\nSchadenfreude &#8212; I virtually ooze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you can tell from this 3-verse limerick, my legal career had a rather inauspicious start: A Lawyer&#8217;s Tale (3-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane I once worked for a sleazy attorney. (Let&#8217;s just call him &#8220;Unethical Earnie.&#8221;) I rebuffed him when ordered To do things that bordered On iffy and worse. What a journey! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[10,42,4],"tags":[357,722,1147,146,182,634],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21714"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21714"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21718,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21714\/revisions\/21718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}