{"id":21707,"date":"2013-08-01T15:34:04","date_gmt":"2013-08-01T19:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21707"},"modified":"2013-08-01T15:38:48","modified_gmt":"2013-08-01T19:38:48","slug":"twitter-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/08\/01\/twitter-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitter Limerick Fit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not only does dVerse&#8217;s Sam Peralta ask us to <a href=\"http:\/\/dversepoets.com\/2013\/08\/01\/form-for-all-twitter\/\">write poetry on Twitter<\/a>, he wants our poems to be precisely 140 characters.  So here goes &#8212; a Twitter limerick, 140 characters on the nose:<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s hard to fit lim&#8217;ricks on Twitter,<br \/>\nA wonderful haiku transmitter.<br \/>\nWhen I try to write short<br \/>\nI&#8217;m forced to abort<br \/>\n&#038; verses alas lose their<\/p>\n<p>And here it is on my <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MadKane\/status\/363020394501898242\">@Madkane Twitter account.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not only does dVerse&#8217;s Sam Peralta ask us to write poetry on Twitter, he wants our poems to be precisely 140 characters. So here goes &#8212; a Twitter limerick, 140 characters on the nose: It\u2019s hard to fit lim&#8217;ricks on Twitter, A wonderful haiku transmitter. When I try to write short I&#8217;m forced to abort [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,1831,237],"tags":[2737,3767,1179,4989,1176],"class_list":["post-21707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-social-media-humor","category-twitter-humor","tag-dverse","tag-sam-peralta","tag-social-media-poetry","tag-twitter-humor","tag-twitter-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21707"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21713,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21707\/revisions\/21713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}