{"id":21524,"date":"2013-07-11T22:31:47","date_gmt":"2013-07-12T02:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21524"},"modified":"2013-07-11T22:31:47","modified_gmt":"2013-07-12T02:31:47","slug":"hairy-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/07\/11\/hairy-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Forlorn Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forlorn Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman was feeling forlorn<br \/>\nAbout having her curly locks shorn,<br \/>\nBut was warned if her goal<br \/>\nWas a porno film role,<br \/>\nHer pubes must be fully forsworn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forlorn Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane A woman was feeling forlorn About having her curly locks shorn, But was warned if her goal Was a porno film role, Her pubes must be fully forsworn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2413,68],"tags":[801,2411,932,1384,3733,5029,3735,3734,3732],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21524"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21524"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21527,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21524\/revisions\/21527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}