{"id":21389,"date":"2013-06-26T14:22:54","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T18:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=21389"},"modified":"2013-06-26T14:22:54","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T18:22:54","slug":"omniscient-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2013\/06\/26\/omniscient-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Omniscient About Omniscience? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Poets United&#8217;s<\/em> prompt word today is <a href=\"http:\/\/poetryblogroll.blogspot.com\/2013\/06\/verse-first-omniscience.html\">omniscience<\/a>, and it asks us to write a poem with authority:<\/p>\n<p>Omniscient About Omniscience? (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Omniscience is fine when in verse<br \/>\nAnd in fiction, but few things are worse<br \/>\nThan know-it-all guys<br \/>\nDispensing big lies.<br \/>\nTake your fake expertise and disperse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poets United&#8217;s prompt word today is omniscience, and it asks us to write a poem with authority: Omniscient About Omniscience? (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Omniscience is fine when in verse And in fiction, but few things are worse Than know-it-all guys Dispensing big lies. Take your fake expertise and disperse!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,42,103],"tags":[3717,3719,3718,3715,3716,4973,1792],"class_list":["post-21389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-limericks","category-poetry-prompts","tag-expert-humor","tag-expertise-limerick","tag-know-it-alls","tag-omniscience","tag-omniscient-humor","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-poets-united"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21389"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21393,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21389\/revisions\/21393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}